Thursday, October 26, 2017

old people jokes:


top left- "On our old Brian's 100th birthday at his apartment, we brought in the cake, and since we weren't sure about his age we just topped it with vodka and lit it, the effect was awesome. He is an atheist, but when the flames went up, he commented 'Gateway to hell'."
top right- "At the Holby City Hospital the architect seems to have not given the plans a second thought. The architect didn't finish college, and doesn't know what Alzheimer's is."
bottom- "A 98 year old Russian WWII veteran Boris is firing a machine gun for the last times. He stormed Berlin in 1944 and can be seen on the famous photograph where Soviet soldiers are raising Soviet flag on top of Riechstag."

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